Back again (Lets laugh)

A blind man went into a restaurant. "Menu sir?" asked the owner. "I'm blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks I will smell it and order." The confused owner got a fork. The blind man smelt the fork with a deep breath "Yes, I will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes and spring vegetables." Unbelievable thought the owner. The blind man ate and left. Two weeks later the blind man returned. The owner wanting to see how good his smell was, quickly went to the kitchen where his wife CAROLINE was cooking and said do me a favour and rub this fork over your private part! Which she did. He then goes to the blind man and gives him the fork. The blind man takes it to his nose and says "Ooooh! Interesting! I never knew CAROLINE works here. The owner fainted!!!